Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Phnom Penh reflections

After a lengthy flight route that involved three plane rides, three security lines and four(!) customs checkpoints, we made it, bleary-eyed but intact, to Phnom Penh International Airport. Whereas Bangkok's airport tries a little too hard to impress you with its modern design and grand scale, Phnom Penh is decidedly more modest. Soon after getting off the plane, they dump you at the customs counter, where most tourists, us included, have to fill out a form and pay $20 US for a visa to enter the country.

That's another thing. Cambodia has its own currency, the riel, but the de facto standard is the US dollar. The riel is pegged to about 4000 to 1 USD, so the result is an odd hybrid of a monetary system that uses American bills like normal, but eschews American coins in favor of riel bills. It's common here to pay for most things with US dollars, and receive your change back in riel. Once you get used to making the conversions in your head, it's easy to grasp, but the wide array of riel bills that don't have a direct US coin equivalent can be confusing.



As one might expect from Cambodia's largest city and political/economic hub, Phnom Penh is a lively, colorful city full of street vendors, food carts, precarious-looking construction sites, and (an inevitability in Southeast Asia) an endless stream of motorbikes and cheap taxis geared toward tourists called tuk-tuks streaming through cross-traffic at uncontrolled intersections. If you're walking around here and look obviously foreign, expect to be solicited for a tuk-tuk ride in broken English approximately every 15 seconds. As cheap as they can be, this city's sights are in a compact enough area that you can probably see everything on foot in 1 or 2 days if you're feeling up to it.


That's essentially what we did. We followed a Lonely Planet suggested walking tour, which was alright for a quick overview of the city center. Still, apart from the King's palace and adjacent museum, there isn't a whole lot in terms of obvious sightseeing that this city offers. The most impressive, or maybe imposing, sight we encountered was actually the American embassy, which was a wide, recently constructed building behind tall metal gates and guarded by bored-looking men who enforce the no photos policy. Also on the compound was a modern playground, presumably for diplomats' kids with nothing else to do.



Next up on our tour was the old central market, which was housed in a beautiful, distinctive dome that looks nothing like any other building in this country that I've personally seen (and anywhere else, really). Unfortunately, the hundreds of vendors it houses have only the standard knockoff jeans, shoes, bags, electronics, and tacky souvenirs that are stock in trade for these sorts of places. After wandering around there, we found relief from the heat in a fairly modern, seven-story mall that ended up being pretty similar to the old market- rows of stalls with cheap goods, only stacked vertically and air-conditioned. I needed a belt, so I got my haggling feet wet and managed to knock a couple of bucks off what was probably a fairly inflated price to begin with. Tourists can expect to pay a markup for almost everything that isn't clearly labeled.





We enjoyed a cheap, filling lunch of curry noodles, fried seaweed, and olive tofu at a nice little vegetarian place called (appropriately enough) The Vegetarian. Across the way was a slightly creepy North Korean restaurant that we were too scared to approach:

Just as well. I've read that these joints exist across East Asia, are administered by the DPRK government, and serve Kim Jong-il's choice delicacies, including, yes, dog meat. Yikes.

After lunch, we found ourselves in a bit of rain. Then a bit more. Then a lot more. Then more rain than I've seen fall at once in my entire life. After a hot, cloudless first few hours, we got soaked head to toe and ran for the nearest tuk-tuk back to our hotel, and watched the crazy flooding that happens in a drain-less city from the safety of our third-floor room.



Our accommodations were at the Europe Guesthouse, a comfortable, centrally located, yet modestly priced place two blocks from the Mekong riverfront. The proprietor is a guy named Seng, a Cambodian who grew up in France after hiding out in the wilderness with his family for two months to hide from the Khmer Rouge. He proved to be incredibly friendly and helpful, setting up our visas for Vietnam, booking our bus ride to Battambang, and arranging for a discount rate at a hotel in Siem Reap. His wife was expecting a baby within a few days of our arrival, so he was in and out after our first couple of encounters.

So, how to sum up this city? It ranges from dirty, smelly, congested and loud to beautiful, energetic and delicious. It makes Bangkok seem tame in comparison, and it's nowhere nearly as tourist-friendly or developed in terms of infrastructure and transportation. Sidewalks, if they exist, are almost entirely taken up by cars, carts, garbage, inexplicable piles of rubble, and anything else you might think of. All in all, it's a little scummy and rough around the edges without being particularly dangerous, if that's your kind of thing.

That said, it's well-traveled and semi-accessible without feeling overcrowded with other backpackers and tour groups-- probably a byproduct of visiting during the rainy season. It's dense and closely knit without being suffocating, compared to, again, Bangkok, which tended to feel either oddly empty and lonely, or overfull with scam artists and entitled Westerners with large suitcases. I wouldn't recommend staying in Phnom Penh more than a few days, but there's still a lot more to offer than what I expected, particularly outside of the usual sightseeing stops.



We'll have more later, including Cambodia's version of high-speed rail in Battambang, and exploring Angkor Wat. In the meantime, we're getting ready to leave for Ho Chi Minh City/Saigon tomorrow morning. Catch you all later...

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Saying Sayonara

The great around the world trip of 2011 has begun. It's been a rocky start. Did you know that the Japanese postal service refuses to ship laptops internationally? We sure didn't. Did you know that you need your personal stamp to transfer money to an American bank account? We sure didn't. Did you know our flight from Nagoya to Guanzhou, China had a stop in Shanghai? This is yet another of many things we did not know this weekend.

Laputa androidWe spent our final Japanese weekend in Tokyo. It was a mix of fun and last minute errand running. On Saturday we enjoyed an exhibit about animator Frederic Back and not one but two vegetarian Taiwanese meals. On Sunday we hit up the Ghibli animation museum. It's a really wonderful place with lots of fun animation toys to look at. I want to live there. On Monday we visited Nekorobi, a cat cafe in Ikebukuro. Much like our previous cat cafe experience, the cats were a bit on the neurotic side, but this place had a decidedly more relaxed vibe. Plus it had unlimited drinks and cookies. Greg managed to make a friend who was quite demanding of belly rubs. I was satisfied with managing to breathe.

cat and cat toys

Now we're sitting in the airport waiting to board our flight to Cambodia. Hopefully it will be smooth sailing from here on out.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Japanese sweets: sugary play dough!

Hisashiburi desu ne? (Long time no see, eh?). We're in the final stretch of our Japan stay, and we've been neglecting the blog a bit. So what have we been up to? We took a little trip to Singapore in May. Our adventures consisted mostly of eating excessive amounts of glorious food, sweating, and going to the weirdest statue park I've ever been to. We also went sledding! There was a science museum where you could get a joint ticket to an artificial indoor snow park next door so that after learning about climate change you can make a snowman in a giant freezer box in a country where the temperature is 90 degrees with 100% humidity year round! Also their airport has a three story high slide that was pretty sweet.

We're slowly starting to prepare for our Japanese departure and subsequent adventures. We're saving money for said subsequent adventures, so we're keeping our activities on the cheap side for a while. We did enjoy a Japanese candy making class last weekend.

What they're supposed to look like:

candy samples

What ours looked like:

our candy

Guess I won't quit my day job… Oh wait, I totally am.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Kanaguya Onsen

Kanaguya Onsen

As radiation continues to not be threatening to most of Japan, we decided not to postpone our spring vacation plans. We headed into the mountains of Nagano (you know, that snowy place with the Olympics) to enjoy a couple of relaxing days in the hot water of Shibu Onsen. We splurged on a fancy ryokan called Kanaguya. It's said that it was one of the inspirations for the animated film Spirited Away. The atmosphere of the place was lovely, mixing large, clean rooms with really old and semi-decaying private hot spring baths. You can wander the labyrinthian hallways and jump in to any tub you like the entire duration of your stay. I especially liked a cave tub that was built into the side of the mountain.

Kanaguya Onsen - dark path

Kanaguya Onsen - foodThey provided us with excessive amounts of food at both dinner and breakfast. What you see in the picture was just the beginning - they brought out several more courses after that.

We took a bus to Jigokudani Park and then hiked along a snow covered path for about a half an hour to visit the famous snow monkeys. These Japanese Macaques are the only non-human primates to live in such a cold environment. They've learned to take advantage of the local hot springs and enjoy a good soak in the tub as much as their human counterparts.

Jigokudani Snow Monkey - scooping water with hand

While taking pictures there a news team showed up and the reporter started chatting up Greg. They were trying to shoot a story about foreign tourists being scared of traveling to Japan because of radiation fears. Greg declined to appear on camera, but that didn't stop the reporter from attempting to jam a mic in Greg's face and point a camera at him anyway. We did only see one other foreigner during our entire trip, so they probably had to wait a while to find another person to talk to.

Jigokudani Snow Monkey - profileThe town of Shibu Onsen was pretty empty and most shops didn't bother to open. We entered one shop so I could buy the requisite souvenirs for my coworkers and the old lady working there was bored enough to give us a personal demonstration of every item in her shop. She added up our total on an abacus despite having a register at hand. She was adorable!

That night we did have a little 4.5 earthquake but it was of the "did a giant truck just drive by?" variety rather than the slow rolling dread of the big quake.

On our final morning we hopped in a tub for one last soak. We opened the windows to watch the snow fall. I saw some mysterious shadows and thought a person was approaching. I stuck my head out to find that a monkey was traversing the pipes feeding water to the building. We declined to let him join us.

Kanaguya Onsen - Snow fall

Friday, March 18, 2011

Unchi ja nai yo

Alright, so Andrea and I have been inundated with requests to come home because of the nuclear "crisis" in Fukushima. I want to stress that even in the worst case scenario, we are in absolutely no danger, given that we are separated from Fukushima by 500 miles and several mountain ranges, and thus are not "down-wind" from the affected area.

Japanese officials have produced a helpful instructional video to explain the incident and its potential aftereffects, which I highly recommend:


So, if you see the map, Ishikawa isn't in the relevant blue "diarrhea" area. I think we'll be okay.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Whole lotta shakin' going on

Hi there. This seems as good a time as any to finally update this thing. By now, you all have heard about the crazy-catastrophic earthquake that hit northeastern Japan. I'm happy to report that Andrea and I are completely safe, and haven't experienced even the slightest physical or property damage.

In fact, we barely felt anything down here in Kanazawa. I was at work when it happened, and I wasn't even sure it was an earthquake that I was experiencing. My co-worker seemed to think the defective ceiling air conditioner was causing the shaking. I didn't even realize the extent of the damage elsewhere until I got home... but again, most of that damage is hundreds of miles away, akin to feeling a strong LA earthquake while in San Francisco.

So, much as I would like to have an excuse to skip work tomorrow, the big earthquake was pretty much a non-event in Ishikawa prefecture. It's pretty horrfying up in Miyagi prefecture, though, with the crazy tsunami flooding and everything. There's some excellent coverage at the BBC if you want to find out more.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Don Draper exhales a cloud of cigarette smoke and replies, "I like soccer. I prefer soccer to baseball."

I'm in charge of writing and recording conversational listening tests for the oral communication class at my school. To the amusement of nobody but myself I select a different show or movie to draw all the characters from for each exam. I have created a version of Mad Men in which all Don Draper and Peggy Olsen ever do is ask each other about their favorite foods and get directions to the movie theater. Emmy here I come.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Oishii, ooimo

You may remember last fall that I mentioned the Yakiimo man, who is sort of the Japanese autumnal equivalent of the ice cream man. It's basically a guy who sells hot-baked sweet potatoes on the street out of the back of his truck.

Usually, it's around 9 or 10 PM when we hear the strangely ominous noise of the Yakiimo song. It's always some old guy singing in an odd warble, a capella, about how he has many delicious potatoes (oddly enough, each song seems to be unique to the individual seller!). The problem is that we hear the song, but the guy simply drives by our place, and doesn't stop anywhere nearby.

As it happens, a Yakiimo truck went by around 10 PM last night, and actually stopped across from our building! I decide to seize the opportunity, since I've lived in this country for damn near a year and a half but haven't actually had the chance tried the stuff yet.

Here's how it works: the guy's parked in his truck. You signal to him that you want some of his wares, and he gets out. You let him know whether you want a small one (300 yen, about $3.50) or a big one (500 yen, about $6). He pulls one out of his janky-looking grill, wraps it in some newspaper (!), and hands it over.

My reaction? It's pretty tasty! You can pretty much eat it as soon as you buy it, skin and all, and it (predictably enough) is sweet, and has a crumbly but soft texture. If you happen to be in Japan in the fall, I encourage you to give it a shot, but I don't know if I can recommend buying newspaper-wrapped snacks out of the back of some weird old guy's pickup truck in any other context.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots eat me

A month ago we sought to book a cheap hotel in Kyoto for another Kansai region adventure the weekend of November 13th only to find none with any openings. Why? People go crazy about leaves. We're more interested in food than foliage, but we still had to pay more for a room than we would have liked.

Our only touristy activity in Kyoto was to head to the Fushimi Inari Shrine, famous for its rows of torii gates.

inari torii

We headed to Nara as a day trip. The park there is brimming with tame deer, who were declared sacred ages ago. We shot a little bit of video:



The shrines in Nara had quite a few little girls decked out in kimonos for the Shichi-Go-San rite of passage celebration.

first shrine visit

On Monday I had two of my goals fulfilled. The more short term goal was to see a concert in Japan. The second goal, which I've had since I was a wee little one, was to see a Flaming Lips concert.

Stray observations on the Japanese concert going experience:

*Japan's lack of debit cards and my lack of a credit card often leads to some interesting ways of buying things. We purchased our tickets by going to a convenience store in Kanazawa and entering the concert code into a machine. We paid at the register and the clerk gave us paper tickets. The price was as listed (no Ticketmaster-esque fees!) but there was one catch…

* The venue (the Nanba Hatch in Osaka, a medium sized theater shaped like a UFO) forced you to buy a 500 yen ($6) drink voucher. My most expensive bottle of water ever.

* The concert itself wasn't cheap either, and I've skipped going to other shows because they're almost double what you'd pay in the states.

* Japanese men seem to think nothing of going directly from work to a concert, still wearing a suit. Many of them will not even loosen their ties or take off their jackets. I'm pretty sure there are several men in Osaka who will be finding hidden pieces of confetti in their suits for weeks.

* The crowd was very well behaved. The only distractingly annoying people shouting things were gaijin, of course.

* First concert I've been to where not a single audience member smoked pot. It was likely also the first Flaming Lips show with zero pot.

For the uninitiated, the Flaming Lips are known for their loud, extravagant, punk meets acid meets theater shows, and they did not disappoint. The concert started with singer Wayne Coyne crowd surfing inside a plastic bubble, scores of giant balloons dropping, and an unbelievable amount of confetti firing from cannons. At one point I started watching a five year old girl(!) attempting to grab a balloon seven times her size and when I returned my gaze to the stage the singer was riding the shoulders of a man in a realistic bear costume and shouting through a megaphone. It was wonderful. Don't think that the theatrics are there to make up for a lack of musical ability, as they've actually managed to become talented over the years. The only slow bit of the show was when they overestimated the audience's English ability and willingness to act abnormally. A lesson I've often learned in class is that if you ask somebody here to act like monkey they're simply not going to do it. It's what the gaijin are for.

Flaming Lips Hong Kong
A visual summary of a Flaming Lips concert

Unfortunately I couldn't take Tuesday off because most of the English teachers had to go on a business trip so I had to run classes solo. (There's nothing I want to do more first period than teach my rowdiest, lowest level first year students on four hours of sleep…) Sadly, this meant we had to catch the train back up to Kanazawa when it felt like the concert just got going, meaning that I'm not entirely sure goal number two was fulfilled. It was nice that the venue was on the small side compared to where the band normally plays at, but the next time the Flaming Lips are around (and I have a better schedule), I think I'll have to check them out again, because I don't have nearly enough confetti and space bubbles in my life.

I'd like to conclude this excessively long blog post with one minor factoid: in Shin-Osaka station there was a robotic trash collection cart that played "It's a Small World" as it made its way through the halls.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Rushi in za sukai wizu daimondozu

Today at school I saw ikebana, a Michael Jackson impersonator, and multiple students in drag. It can only mean one thing: the school festival! These are the biggest annual events at Japanese high schools, and they're basically the only times the students get to show a little creativity. The main events take place up on the stage in the gym, where much singing, dancing, and theatrical performing occurs. Some skits were just plain inexplicable, such as the guys who wore skin-tight body suits and pumpkin masks while gyrating to an Outkast song. Other skits neared meditative performance art level. I could see the group of girls who created a giant frying pan whose skit consisted entirely of them playing the role of popcorn being popped performing at some Lower East Side theater right after a Marguerite Duras film.*

I was more than just a spectator this year, as I lugged my Wii video game system and various peripheral instruments to school so that the students could partake in a little Beatles Rock Band. You see it was the culture festival, so I exposed them to the current American culture of young people obsessively hammering away at plastic instruments in front of television sets for hours on end. I spent a lot of time Katakana-izing the words to a bunch of Beatles songs only to have absolutely nobody volunteer to sing. And I was so looking forward to hearing various iterations of "Haroo, Goodobai." The drums and guitar, however, were quite popular. Inexplicably, they assigned me to the same room as the library's book sale. At least the librarian was pretty enthusiastic about my extremely noisy activity. At one point I showed a student how to control the menus so I could hop out and attend the tea ceremony I had signed up for. I guess he didn't let anybody else play because by the time I returned he had gone from beginner to Ringo equal. I may not be getting very far with trying to teach students to speak in full English sentences in class, but I'm pretty sure they've got "press the green button" down.

*Film school nerd's note: please don't try to watch a Marguerite Duras film. It will almost make you long for the excitement of Warhol's Empire. That's right, I just explained a pretentious film reference with a slightly less pretentious film reference. Gotta use that degree somehow.